Three steps toward an even fatter America: It’s already happening
For those of you who love the notion of fat people hogging in-store scooters and to ogle plus-sized lingerie ads, then Heaven is just around the corner! A report on the Good Morning America website...
View ArticleNewsflash, animal lovers: Your dog is not a person
Upon recently glancing a video link headline in Yahoo that read something to the effect of “What does beer for dogs taste like?” — a cutesy human interest article about a novelty brewsky for pooches —...
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Wag-Dogger Alert: Happy ending brewing for Twinkie addicts?
What a versatile news public we have here in America. Sure, the nation just had a divisive presidential election. Indeed, thousands are STILL without power following a major hurricane on the East...
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Advice to guy with Romney face tattoo: Next time, get a T-shirt
I try really, really hard to respect everyone’s rights to be as stupid as they want to with how they spend their money and how they express themselves, and not be judgmental. I really do. After all,...
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TCFP now sponsoring England’s least-valuable soccer club
Game on, lads! We at the Chuck Foxtrot Page have reached across the pond in partnership, and we are gloatfully delighted to announce the deal we’ve just secured to become the primary sponsor of the...
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Vick update: Lego pulls Jabba’s Palace after mosque complaint
Lego announced that it’s discontinuing its Star Wars Jabba’s Palace playset product, a decision that appears to be in the wake of complaints by Turkish Muslims in Austria that it resembles the Istanbul...
View ArticleHow dumb is our beloved America? The latest dipstick
A new series of questions from Public Policy Polling seems to have unearthed the latest indicator of how saturated with stupidity America is. Apparently, 13 percent of Americans SAY they’re convinced...
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CFNS: NKorea threatens to launch reality TV series in U.S.
SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA: North Korea announced today its full intentions to “reduce America to ruins” by launching a new television reality series in U.S. markets. The program, tentatively titled “Dickless...
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Americans tuning out TV entertainment; GOOD!
Maybe there’s hope for America after all. It seems that television broadcast networks are becoming concerned about a growing trend in the U.S. where households are shutting off their TVs, pretty much...
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Latest Vick: Red Robin commercial gets vedge-heads screaming
TCFP’s Victim Mentality Award marches on, with a new recipient: Vegetarians and vegans who can’t take a joke. A recent television ad by Red Robin, one of those trendy sit-down restaurants with...
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